The perfect fit button

9 Feb

Oh-oh are those pants getting too tight to close? Oh no, that button is ready to pop! Stop! You need the Perfect Fit Button! The quickest, easiest way to add or reduce inches on the waist band of your pants!

This is the sweetest of messages that greets your ear when you click on the Perfect Fit Button website.

Without exaggerating, this is possibly the best invention America has ever come up with. Thanks to the Perfect Fit Button, you’ll never grow out of your trousers or skirts again!

Pile on as many pounds as you like – or indeed scale yourself down to a svelter you – and all you need to do when you heave into/slide on your favourite pair of jeans is take the ingenious adjustable, removable Perfect Fit Button and reposition it to the point in the waistband that best suits your newer heftier/slighter figure. You just pop on the button at the right spot, push the ‘lock tight cap’ and hey presto, you’re ready to go!

Forget having to keep trousers in four different sizes in your wardrobe to cater to your changing waistline, forget buttons that pop off your gaping heaving midriff after yet another splurge at the pizza parlour, forget having to sew on new buttons – the Perfect Fit Button will ensure that your trousers never betray you again.

Oh and these guys have thought of everything – the Perfect Fit Button comes in denim, khaki, brown and black, to suit all your colour needs.

Marvellous!

And don’t forget: Everyone needs Perfect Fit Button and you can get it now with this special internet offer! Get yours now!

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4 Responses to “The perfect fit button”

  1. Aliza Hausman February 9, 2010 at 19:58 #

    That’s hysterical!

  2. katja February 14, 2010 at 23:03 #

    blimey, those americans think of everything. this is one of those moments when i’m not sure whether to be horrified or impressed. similar feeling when i saw this: http://www.pajamajeans.com

  3. seebee February 16, 2010 at 15:03 #

    OMG!! I’ve got to have both! PFB and pajamajeans!!
    Sadly the perfect fit button isn’t available to us poor Europeans!! 😉

  4. Michelle Berkley-Choukroun February 17, 2010 at 03:03 #

    ha ha you didn’t forget to write it – you said you would!!
    hilair hilair x

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